look at this old fart

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babyferaligator:

babyferaligator:

HOW DID BARACK PROPOSE TO MICHELLE 

HE GOT ON ONE KNEE, PULLED OUT A RING, AND SAID “I DONT WANNA BE OBAMASELF”

(Source: 420dongsquad)

Sep 19th at 1AM / via: crrocs / op: 420dongsquad / reblog / 283,552 notes

pleatedjeans:

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Sep 19th at 1AM / via: omega-gay / op: pleatedjeans / reblog / 85,969 notes
miranduh-cosgrove:

gothqirl:

can we address the elephant in the room

its really rude to talk about girls like that 

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miranduh-cosgrove:

gothqirl:

can we address the elephant in the room

its really rude to talk about girls like that 

(Source: untrustyou)

Sep 19th at 1AM / via: death-by-lulz / op: untrustyou / reblog / 257,211 notes
brownkitten:

welcome to art school

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brownkitten:

welcome to art school

Sep 19th at 1AM / via: exeggcute / op: brownkitten / reblog / 2,574 notes

jhenne-bean:

that-stupid-tardis-sound:

that-stupid-tardis-sound:

one time when my dad was in college these guys found a carpet on the sidewalk and they needed furniture for their dorm so they were like “hell yeah free carpet” and they carried the carpet upstairs and it was really wet and heavy so they unrolled it to let it dry and a dead body fell out

I’M NOT SHITTING YOU

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why the cop sound so villainous tho? 
heh heh ‘their little dorm room’

“Don’t ever feel bad for making a decision that upsets other people. You are not responsible for their happiness. You are responsible for your happiness.”

Isaiah Henkel  (via mortalhusk)

(Source: onlinecounsellingcollege)

Sep 19th at 1AM / via: gloomyteens / op: onlinecounsellingcollege / reblog / 118,564 notes

straight white boy problem #87631

evgeniemalkin:

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Sep 19th at 1AM / via: lychgate / op: evgeniemalkin / reblog / 98,634 notes

bitchcoven:

Primadonna Girl, yeah…image

(Source: paris666hilton)

Sep 19th at 1AM / via: trust / op: paris666hilton / reblog / 185,405 notes

themselfff:

I WANT MORE MUPPETS ON MY DASH

(Source: loversdreamersandyou)

Sep 19th at 1AM / via: goblinfather / op: loversdreamersandyou / reblog / 77,621 notes

monasticmaestoso:

“did you do anything today besides browse the internet in bed”

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(Source: officialnintendofuckboy)

Sep 19th at 1AM / via: goblinfather / op: officialnintendofuckboy / reblog / 31,433 notes

sugahwaatah:

white masculinity is so garbage they count moisturising their skin as feminine

Sep 19th at 1AM / via: muni-zaga / op: sugahwaatah / reblog / 28,404 notes